Butt-themed Reddit accounts had the scoop on the Cubs acquiring Jose Quintana
On Thursday the White Sox traded Jose Quintana to the Cubs in a deal for four prospects. A pretty standard trade in the scheme of things, right? Well, it’s the source of how that news broke that has the internet in a dizzy.
It wasn’t a big-name Chicago sports writer or ESPN that first got wind of the news — but a brave pair of souls who took their information to Reddit. On this beautiful, glorious, spectacular day it was “KatyPerrysBootyHole” and “wetbutt23” who had the biggest news in baseball.
Cody called timeout with 1:50 left on the clock, eight behind Blackmon. The timeout seems to have worked, as Bellinger came out swinging and got to 11 with 45 seconds to go.
Oh WOW. Bellinger’s 13th homer went 440 feet, giving him the 30 seconds of bonus time he needed to try to tie Blackmon!
His first swing in bonus time got him homer 14, but then he hit two real, real high balls in a row that slowed him down. That’s okay, though, because Bellinger hit a bomb with just a few seconds left to eliminate Blackmon and advance to the next round.
It’s time for the last match-up of round one: the Marlins’ Justin Bour vs. the presumed favorite in this post-Stanton world we’re living in, Aaron Judge.
Local favorite Bour goes first, and I promise I’ll do my best to avoid making puns with his name. That’s how you know it’s Marc writing the live results Cheap UK Basketball Jerseys and not Eric. Eric would have already made like seven impressive puns with Bour’s name by now.
Justin Bour is a big boy. He’s not Aaron Judge big, but he’s 6-foot-3, 265, so Cheap USA Jerseys he’s still a large, beefy human being.